Mom: He can show me his arrow any day Me: MOTHER.
Um… I have to agree with Rants. Depraved…. awkward….“This is going to sound weird, but I bet Film Brain gives really good hand jobs.”
(I have nothing to say here. Nothing. Also, Film Brain is undoubtedly going to see this, and I’m sorry we are so depraved. -Rants)
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(The problem is, when you have little to no self esteem -like myself- it can be hard for other people to convince you of your worth. There’s always this nagging feeling that they’re wrong, or that you still aren’t good enough. Film Brain is awesome though, and totally adorbz. -Rants)
(Adorbz is my new favourite word)
Hop off my Jock.
I cannot even express how true this is. Our country would be fucked if women ran it, and yes I am a woman.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck. You.
Goddamn it.
ARE WE BEING FUCKING SERIOUS HERE? ARE WE REALLY? HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Bullet proof vest, first anti fungal antibiotic, scotchgard, Patrica Bath invented a new laser for eye surgery, windshield wipers, and Marie Curie pretty much found radium and polonium and won a noble peace prize. Oh yeah and blowjobs, I know that wasn’t exactly an invention but anyone willing to do it should get a fucking award, or you know at least an honorable mention.
I really hope this picture isn’t serious.
what the fuck is this
HOW GREAT OF MEN TO FREE SLAVES THAT THEY ENSLAVED THEMSELVES
HOW GREAT OF MEN TO CONQUER NATIONS AND WIPE OUT CIVILIZATIONS
HOW GREAT OF MEN TO FIGHT TERRORISTS BY BOMBING INNOCENT CIVILIANS
HOW GREAT OF MEN TO BUILD STRUCTURES BY DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT
HOW GREAT OF MEN TO DISCOVER AMERICA AND WIPE OUT THE MAJORITY OF NATIVE AMERICANS
HOW FUCKING GREAT OF YOU TO SAY WOMEN CAN’T BE EQUAL TO MEN, HAVEN’T PROVED THEMSELVES LIKE MEN HAVE WHEN MEN HAVE BEEN OPPRESSING WOMEN AND PREVENTING WOMEN FROM PROVING THEMSELVES THE WHOLE TIME
FUCKING FUCK
Emma Stone is a fantastic comedic actress. Seriously, she has fantastic timing. There’s also just something so likeable about her. She’s easy to root for.
We found love in a homeless place.
Hello everyone. I know I don’t have a lot of followers, but I hope this gets seen. Film Brain seems to be seriously considering stopping his Projector videos, which would be a shame as he seems to like making them and I know people like watching them. Just not enough. So if you have a chance please go check them out. It would mean a lot. Thank you.
I’m dedicating tomorrow to watching Projector videos. Mathew seemed kind of upset at the numbers those get.
Guys, shield your eyes. No human can handle looking directly at this awesome Sex God.
